If you've got a friend who has a Facebook addiction (or if you admit to one) and also harbors a love of books then Schmelling's follow-up to her "Hamlet News Feed" for McSweeney's Internet Tendency is juuuust right. She's created old-style Facebook feeds (remember those?) for classic literature spanning over two millennia - Homer to Beckett. Lizzie throws a sheep at Darcy, Jane Austen wonders how she has accumulated thousands of friend requests, Dracula simply can't get the hang of the Vampire app, and Puck hijacks your feed. Let Shakespeare be your disgruntled guide to the classics on Facebook.